Monday, February 20, 2006

Some bitch pissed me off in writing class. Awright, when your story is being critiqued, you're not supposed to say anything, right? You're not supposed to get defensive. Well, I had what I said was a "tiny quibble," where Carol, the bitch in question, had written "His cell phone rang. It was his dick-head boss." I mentioned that it would be better to take the hyphen out of "dickhead," because it stopped the flow of my reading. That's when Carol said shittily, "I guess I just don't know how to spell dickhead." I tried to be cool and not show my feelings but in my peripheral vision, which is excellent, by the way, I could see Carol giving me the hairy eyeball for the rest of class. You know that she's going to look for ways to tear my shit up whenever I submit a story. Why are people such fuckheads?

I need to start going to the gym again, because at least I know that she's a fat trog and I'm not.

"Chasing the blinking cursor." Cute saying!

posted by Newpeep, N.D. (neurotic depressive) @ 5:32 PM

2 Comments:

At 6:41 AM, Blogger Balwearie said...

Print this out and stick it on her desk:

fathead
One entry found for fathead.
Main Entry: fat·head
Pronunciation: 'fat-"hed
Function: noun
: a stupid person
- fat·head·ed /-'he-d&d/ adjective
- fat·head·ed·ly adverb
- fat·head·ed·ness noun

 
At 5:31 PM, Blogger Newpeep, N.D. (neurotic depressive) said...

Hey, that's good -- me likey! I'm gonna steal it! ;-)

 

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