Store guy: You want a baloney
sandwich or something?
Dude: Nah. The only time I eat
baloney is when I'm in the joint.
--Bodega, Williamsburg
Overheard by: Andy K.
I'd like to take the gift cards and swipe them down Mom's ass crack and see her spit out some cash. What the fuck was she thinking? --Lois Lane
posted by Newpeep, N.D. (neurotic depressive) @ 9:57 PM
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Whateya need to know about me? Hmmm, I'm not clever enough to summarize myself concisely. Guess I'm underdeveloped, a late bloomer. Still trying to find my way in the world. I've already found my way *into* the world, which I suppose is a step in the right direction ... isn't it?
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