So this stranger goes into a tavern in Gilroy and sits at the bar where Bush is talking on the overhead TV. "Now there's a horse's ass!", he says of the President to the bartender, who grabs him by the throat and throws him back off the barstool to the floor. The guy picks himself up and says, "Geez! Hey! I'm sorry! I didn't realize this is Bush country!" "It's not!", says the bartender. "It's horse country!"
posted by Newpeep, N.D. (neurotic depressive) @ 8:16 PM
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Whateya need to know about me? Hmmm, I'm not clever enough to summarize myself concisely. Guess I'm underdeveloped, a late bloomer. Still trying to find my way in the world. I've already found my way *into* the world, which I suppose is a step in the right direction ... isn't it?
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Snort..... ;)
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