Sunday, April 09, 2006

Thanks, once again to John; without him, I wouldn't know shit.

"We’re seven thousand miles from home, telling the Iraqis and the Iranians what kind of government they will have, backed up by the use of our military force, and we call them the aggressors." US Representative Ron Paul of Texas

Say what? A Texas politician is talking sense? Get outta heah!

I heisted this off someone else’s blog. Some of it’s dumb. Most of the more dubious things I’ve done were about twenty years ago, so please don’t think I’m still that reckless.

1. Taken a picture naked? yes
2. Painted your room? yes
3. Made out with a member of the same sex? yes
4. Drove a car? Huh?
5. Danced in front of your mirror? Yes
6. Have a crush? Yes
7. Been dumped? Yes
8. Stole money from friend? No
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? Yes
10. Been in a fist fight? Yes
11. Snuck out of your house? Yes
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Story of my life
13. Been arrested? No, but turned myself in
14. Made out with a stranger? Yes
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? What does that mean?
16. Left your house with out telling your parents? No.
17. Had a crush on your neighbor? No.
18. Ditched school to do something more fun? In H.S., no; in uni, yes
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? Yes
20. Seen someone die? No
21. Been on a plane? Yes
22. Kissed a picture? Yes
23. Slept in until 3PM? Yes
24. Love someone or miss someone right now? No.
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yes
26. Made a snow angel? No
27. Played dress up? Yes
28. Cheated while playing a game? No
29. Been lonely? Yes
30. Fallen asleep at work/school? No, but wanted to
31. Been to a club? Yes
32. Felt an earthquake? Yes
33. Touched a snake? Yes
34. Ran a red light? Yes
35. Been suspended from school? No
37. Been in a car accident? Yes
38. Hated the way you look? Yes
39. Witnessed a crime? No
40. Pole danced? No
41. Been lost? Yes
42. Been to the opposite side of the country? Yes
43. Felt like dying? Yes
44. Cried yourself to sleep? Yes
46. Sang karaoke? Gawd no
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes
48. Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose? Yes
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? No
50. Kissed in the rain? No
51. Sing in the shower? Yes
52. Made love in a park? No
53. Had a dream that you married someone? Yeah but I woke up and found I was divorced
54. Glued your hand to something? No
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? No
56. Ever gone to school partially naked? WTF?
57. Been a cheerleader? No
58. Sat on a roof top? Yes
59. Didn't take a shower for a week? Close
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? Yes
61. Played chicken? No
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? No
63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? The word was “pretty,” and it was a long time ago
64. Broken a bone? Yes
65. Been easily amused? Yes
66. Laugh so hard you cry? Yes
67. Mooned/flashed someone? No
68. Cheated on a test? Not since high school geometry
69. Forgotten someone's name? Yes
70. Slept naked? Yes
71. Gone skinny dipping in a pool? No, but I’ll bet it feels wonderful
73. Blacked out from drinking? Yes
74. Played a prank on someone? Yes
75. Gone to a late night movie? Yes
76. Made love to anything not human? Does a vibrator count?
77. Failed a class? Yes
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? No
79. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours? No
80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? Yes
81. Did you celebrate the 4th of July? No
82. Thrown strange objects? I guess
83. Felt like killing someone? Yes
84. Thought about running away? Yes
85. Ran away? No
86. Did drugs? Just a couple of hits from Cheryl’s blunt
87. Had detention and not attend it? No
89. Made a parent cry? Yes
90. Cried over someone? Yes
91. Owned more than 5 sharpies? Dumb question
92. Dated someone more than once? Yes
93. Have a dog? Sorta
94. Own an instrument? What kind of instrument?
95. Been in a band? No
96. Drank 25 sodas in a day? Yuck
97. Broken a cd? No
98. Shot a gun? Yes

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