Saturday, July 02, 2005

Oh gawd, on a completely shallow note, I looked in the mirror yesterday and saw "old lady neck." I nearly shrieked! See, that acidic soap I use on my nether regions and to shampoo my hair is, I guess, too harsh for the rest of me and dries out my skin, so now I've got snakeskin. But I tell ya what, I'd never before seen a turkey gobbler on myself. I'm gonna slather myself with Eucerine cream.

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