And today's dark as shit and pouring rain. Pffth. I was taking for granted that it would be a beautiful, perfect day so that I could take pics of my latest doll outdoors. How'm I going to get pics of her now? Have to set up an indoor photo shoot, I guess. She *needs* to go on eBay.
And I have to carry all my dollies to class for that dumb presentation in this rain, too. Well, maybe by then it will have stopped.
Wonder how the presentation will go over. Men are funny about dolls. I had a friend in the marine corps, Bob, who used to go shopping with me at Toys R Us. It was the mid-80's and I was into playline Barbies. Well, driving back to the base, Bob would say, "Can I open the box?" I'd say, "Sure," and the first thing he did after getting her free of the packaging was take off her clothes. One time we were at a stoplight and the lady in the next car stared as us curiously. Bob shook the naked doll at her and went, "Nyaahhhh!" and she quickly looked away. It was so funny. [People are oddly offended by doll nudity.] That was the thing about Bob, he used to make me laugh my ass off. First words I ever heard come out of his mouth: "Ya got any paper assholes?" in reference to those paper hole reinforcers. I thought, "Who the fuck is this guy?" But we got to be good friends. Then he got an early discharge, got his ear pierced, and went home, back east. Apparently his parents were well-to-do or something. They made him take out his earring and they put him through college. He started wearing preppy clothes. I called him after I got out and was treated like I had shit on my shoes. That's the way it goes. Why do my friendships always end unhappily.
Missy's got shit in her butt fur and I don't have time to bathe her. :-(
1:47 PM
Missy doesn't just have shit in her butt fur, she got shit all over the apartment. Gawd.
So I went to German class and my presentation wasn't until next Monday. Whatever. Took all my dolls and everything. And I was feeling really fluent today. Sometimes my German flows and sometimes it chokes.
Man, it is tempting to lie down for some more sleep. But the sun came out so I have to take pics of the dolly.
posted by Newpeep, N.D. (neurotic depressive) @ 10:45 AM
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