Hillary Swank looked nothing short of stunning in that beautiful blue dress -- if you've got it, flaunt it--what a shape. I thought Natalie Portman's outfit was disappointing and unflattering in hue and design. Laura Linney, who's got the cutest dimples ever, looked washed out in her dress, I thought, and I also didn't care for whatever was going on with her hair. Helen Mirren looked very elegant in a classy, age-appropriate gown. Gisele and Leonardo DiCaprio--what egos, gawd: "Look at me, I'm better than you." Bite me. Lovely Catalina Sandino Moreno looked very accomplished, considering she's a newcomer. I loved her in Maria Full of Grace, and guess what: she's got the most perfect breasts ever! Just look at those full, round, firm, perfect things! In stark contrast was Kirsten Dunst, who looked downright haggard. Will you please have a slice of bread already, and wear a bra. Not a huge fan of Gwyneth Paltrow, but I thought she looked very nice with her loose hair. Renee Zellweger--what the fuck? I didn't recognize her until I read the caption. What did she go and do to herself? Hideous, sorry. Ahh, Cate Blanchett, classy as ever. Glad she won, she rocks and she should have won that Oscar for Elizabeth. Drew Barrymore was another Skeletor contender. What's up with the pale skin and dark hair, ladies? Okay, I take back the "pale skin" part because I don't believe in tanning. But, stick to hair colors that harmonize with your complexions instead of fighting with it. Charlize Theron--didn't care for her dress or hair--yucky ruffly skirt. Sandra Oh looked fabulous; she chose a dress whose color and fit comlemented her perfectly and also matched her energetic performance in Sideways. And not to be catty but whoa, Joan Rivers put on some serious weight. Has she been ill? That was another case of not recognizing her until I read the caption. Oh, almost forgot Beyonce. Yeah, that girl knows what suits her. Awesome look.
I should be doing my German homework, which is to put together a five-minute presentation on East Germany. How dumb is that.
posted by Newpeep, N.D. (neurotic depressive) @ 1:29 AM
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